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Army Tough Guy Trampled by Deer.

On August 4th, 2009, Borg Vonshmooganshmash was walking through the woods, when he was trampled by a wild, rabid pack of deer. Vonshmooganshmash was walking through the woods on the way to the medicine mans house to get a love potion, to lure Yark Boardwallbenshmoogan into his arms. Yark Boardwallbenshmoogan, was an ugly french maid that he had met at fish market, where he was buying some halibut for dinner. When he met her the first time it was love at first sight. She had long red hair, brown eyes, and moles all over her face, and a 5' o clock shadow. Vonshmooganshmash needed the love potion because Boardwallbenshmoogan would not date anyone who was poor and owned no pigs. But borg didnt care. He had to drink the love potion so he drank the whole bottle before he went to bed. Over night Yark fell in love with Borg and they lived happily ever after. The end.